I’m so flattered that you want to know more about me, and glad because I love to talk about myself.
I’m a brand new Portlander by way of the Hawkeye State (that’s Iowa, of course).
I love over-sharing and drinking outdoors, especially in foreign countries.
I also love cereal for dinner, cat memes, swear words, flowers, Lady Gaga, and brutal honesty.
I hate showering, doing the dishes, olives, making long stories short, hugging, and when I have to be professional.
I’m still figuring it all out, but probably never will.
Follow along while I transition from the hot mess of my late twenties to perhaps a more respectable person by the time I reach thirty in a few years! I promise not to sugarcoat a damn thing.