Happy Friday…TGIF, amiright? Just kidding, I feel like I’m on vacation everyday since I don’t have a job. A vacation where I don’t leave the house because I’m too afraid to spend money.
I thought I’d give some #funfacts about my trip thus far. Well, it was a trip. Now it’s just life.
Days in Portland: 8
Miles traveled: 1,945
Hours from departure to arrival: 44 hours
Hours into the trip my phone died and I didn’t have a phone charger: 4
Number of times my mom told me I use too much data: a bajillion
Age I should’ve gotten off my mom’s phone plan: 22
Time I went to bed on New Year’s Eve: 6:20pm PST
Times I thought my cat was dead: 1
Books finished: 1 – Amy Poehler: Yes Please
Coldest temperature not counting windchill: -40 – Rock Springs, Wyoming
Percentage of time I spent driving: Maybe 30%
Percentage of time my mom spent driving: Probably 70% or more
Square feet lost between apartments: 450
Times I’ve added air to my air mattress: 3
Blocks to the nearest pod of food carts: 2.5
Bowls of ramen consumed: 1
Blocks to Powell’s City of Books: 3
Blocks to nearest donut shop: 1
Jobs applied for: 11?
Pieces of physical mail received: 2
Men in suits skateboarding: 1
Number of blurry pics I’m sorry for because I don’t like stopping in the street because I’m afraid of looking like a tourist even when I am one: 1 and counting
Conversations about Greek mythology overheard: 2
Times I’ve been approached for money in the street: 3
Times I’ve given money: 0
Septum piercings seen: at least 10
MacBooks in this tiny, hipster coffee shop including mine: 6- good thing I splurged on one.
Episodes of Portlandia watched: 12 but I’ll probably finish it this weekend because it’s so hilarious!
Bottles of wine I’m thinking about buying tonight: 2
Things are heating up out here.
Hey. Enjoy your weekend, guys. Come visit me, please.