A few weeks ago, I read a Buzzfeed article called 16 Books To Read Before They Hit Theaters This Year. I thought, “That’s cool, I should totally do that.” Then I went back to watching videos of animals jumping on trampolines. Yesterday, a friend sent me the article again, because she’s always showing me things I’ve already seen, and I thought, “That’s cool, I should totally do that.” So I’m going to do it. Except I don’t like being told what to do and how to do it, so I’m going to read 16 Books As I See Fit At…