While I would’ve been content to wander around Portland everyday during my week in Oregon, we took a day to cruise out to the coast. The drive to Cannon Beach was gorgeous…lush forest on both sides of me that I would’ve probably enjoyed more, but my chauffeur wasn’t a proponent of in-car air conditioning quite like I am, and he wasn’t catching on to my passive-aggressive, heavy, sweaty sighs of discomfort. I was told this drive was 40 minutes, but an hour and a half in, I was beginning to think I had been lied to and dying to get my suffocating ass…